Noun-
1. A terrorologist certified by his own certifying agency
2. One who is unable to keep facts straight due to the telling of thousands of sequential lies
3. One who vacations with cop killers using the dead cops life
insurance to pay for the trip
4. One who poorly Photoshops themselves into photos to prove they are an
international man of mystery5. One who throws and/or twirls shovels like a high school majorette