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Noun-

1. A terrorologist certified by his own certifying agency

2. One who is unable to keep facts straight due to the telling of thousands of sequential lies

3. One who vacations with cop killers using the dead cops life insurance to pay for the trip

4. One who poorly Photoshops themselves into photos to prove they are an international man of mystery

5. One who throws and/or twirls shovels like a high school majorette
Dude did you hear about that Idema guy?

Yeah- he's a real Giduck.
Giduck by Sniper111 September 6, 2012
Words you can keep

gifuckingargantinormous 

Gi-fuck-in-gar-gant-in-or-mous: (jI'-fuk-ing-gar-gant'-i-nor'-mus) adj.
Definition: Exceedingly large; large beyond all human reasoning.
Related Words: gihugic, ginormous
Also: gi-fuck-in-gar-gant-in-or-mous-ly (-ly)
Synonyms: None. The word denotes incomparable hugeness.

A combination of ginormous (gigantic + enormous), gargantuan, and the superlative fucking.
Holy Mary, Mother of God! That guy is gifuckingargantinormous!
gifuckingargantinormous by N D July 16, 2011
when a guido and a canuck have a baby.
I'm so excited to meet your little guiduck.
guiduck by Guido lovin' Canuck October 20, 2010

Gifuckinggantic 

An obscenely large quantity that can only truly be communicated with the term "fuck" interlaced into it
- "Wow, that person in the flower-print mumu is gifuckinggantic!"
Gifuckinggantic by cooldude5000 August 5, 2010
A word used in Navy, often used to describe junk food. "Gidunk" is the sound a candy bar makes when it falls in the vending machine.
Please section leader, can i have a gidunk card so i can go to the gidunk line and get some snacks?
gidunk by Jeff (USN) January 3, 2008

gifuckinormulous

adj. so large as to be incomprehensibly fucking enormous and quite fucking bigger than gigantic
The extent of the idiocy of george bush is gifuckinormulous.
gifuckinormulous by The Pharaoh September 27, 2005
a giant dump. a more severe version of duce.
taking a big poopy.
Dude I just dropped a freakin giduce.
giduce by LorenH January 12, 2006
More from Urban Dictionary

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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