Giduck 

Noun-

1. A terrorologist certified by his own certifying agency

2. One who is unable to keep facts straight due to the telling of thousands of sequential lies

3. One who vacations with cop killers using the dead cops life insurance to pay for the trip

4. One who poorly Photoshops themselves into photos to prove they are an international man of mystery

5. One who throws and/or twirls shovels like a high school majorette

Dude did you hear about that Idema guy?

Yeah- he's a real Giduck.

Giduck by Sniper111 September 6, 2012

gifuckingargantinormous 

Gi-fuck-in-gar-gant-in-or-mous: (jI'-fuk-ing-gar-gant'-i-nor'-mus) adj.
Definition: Exceedingly large; large beyond all human reasoning.
Related Words: gihugic, ginormous
Also: gi-fuck-in-gar-gant-in-or-mous-ly (-ly)
Synonyms: None. The word denotes incomparable hugeness.

A combination of ginormous (gigantic + enormous), gargantuan, and the superlative fucking.

Holy Mary, Mother of God! That guy is gifuckingargantinormous!

gifuckingargantinormous by N D July 16, 2011

guiduck

when a guido and a canuck have a baby.

I'm so excited to meet your little guiduck.

guiduck by Guido lovin' Canuck October 20, 2010

Gifuckinggantic 

An obscenely large quantity that can only truly be communicated with the term "fuck" interlaced into it

- "Wow, that person in the flower-print mumu is gifuckinggantic!"

Gifuckinggantic by cooldude5000 August 5, 2010

gidunk 

A word used in Navy, often used to describe junk food. "Gidunk" is the sound a candy bar makes when it falls in the vending machine.

Please section leader, can i have a gidunk card so i can go to the gidunk line and get some snacks?

gidunk by Jeff (USN) January 3, 2008

gifuckinormulous

adj. so large as to be incomprehensibly fucking enormous and quite fucking bigger than gigantic

The extent of the idiocy of george bush is gifuckinormulous.

gifuckinormulous by The Pharaoh September 27, 2005

giduce 

a giant dump. a more severe version of duce.
taking a big poopy.

Dude I just dropped a freakin giduce.

giduce by LorenH January 12, 2006