crushstration 

When you have a serious crush on someone but, for whatever reason, you're unable to act on that crush.

I'm suffering from serious crushstration but I'm his boss, so what can I do?

crushstration by sheepthechicken October 18, 2010

crustration 

The feeling of total frustration when your nose is lined with crusty boogers that you can't pick because you are in public.

Mary was suffering from severe crustration during the game!

crustration by Momconn September 21, 2011