SCHOLARAGE 

A general dislike and contempt for students and indeed any individual who appears to commit any period of time to any dicipline linked to learning, improvement through education and study.

My scholarage is primarily directed towards the joyless slack faced media students of 4B

SCHOLARAGE by zebraboy777 September 9, 2010

Scholarbate

The act of masturbation for study related purposes. Also known as "studybate."

"Man, I really need to scholarbate, otherwise I don't know if I'm going to be able to get this paper done."

Scholarbate by Head Fones May 10, 2009

Schblargen 

brought about with reference to how the german language sounds, schprechen(german) - schblargen (made up). schprechen is speak in german (or similar).
Schblargen can be used in exclamation; when a word you're thinking of cannot be found; just to scream at someone because it's pure nonsense; or in question form. Any will do, really. Whatever you think fits, probably does.

Alex exclaimed "schblargen!" and the rest of the group giggled .

"omg! what the schblargen?!?!"

Schblargen by jmodabando May 5, 2006