palmosaurus 

A male roommate that jerks off to the sounds of his other male roommate having heterosexual sex and most likely secretly gay.

Dude1:What the fuck man. I was you jacking your shit in the door way last night.
Dude2:Yea so.
Dude1: Look you fruity palmosaurus don't spy on me and Sandy.

palmosaurus by Aaron1 Feiri June 14, 2010

palersaurus 

an extremely large, pale, and unsociable person who has no friends.

jamison is a palersaurus.

palersaurus by djfdabkfdbhcjjamie August 20, 2010

Paedosaurus

A strange specimen of a man who resembles a dinosaur & performs socially unacceptable acts of a perverted nature to the Jurassic theme tune.

Person 1: did u know that guy fingered a dog whilst playing the Jurassic park music?

Person 2: yea he's a proper paedosaurus man

Paedosaurus by Jurassic theme tune lover September 29, 2012