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brown eye blind

The craftful art of taking cream cheese an inserting it cold into ones anus and let it melt. At that point you take an exploding shit on your partners anus covering the "brown eye" with a milky white film.

Frequently used on bagels as a spread after coitus

This is also known as the "birds eye" due to the similarity to bird shit.
I taught her a lesson by giving her the brown eye blind, then i made a bagel!
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Brown eye blindfold 

A pair of well-worn underpants.
Man, I can’t belive these brown eye blindfolds made it another round in the wash.