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colon slap 

When you evacuate your colon so fast that the intestinal walls slap together and cause pain.

The condition usually occurs after consuming bulk fiber or Pho noodles that act like a sort of turd rebar. The vacuum created by eliminating this exceptionally long and fat fiber dumpling at high speed causes the colon walls to collapse and impact each other.
You: Boss, I have to leave work because I've just had an instance of colon slap.

Boss: Okay, have a craptastic day and cut back on the Pho noodles and bulk fiber.
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Coon slap 

When a white boy is spanked by a black woman.
Coon slap by Sven June 13, 2003

Coon Slapper

When a person is having sex with a black women from behind and his ball satchel makes a slapping noise. Cha HHS
When a person is having sex with a black women from behind and his ball satchel makes a slapping noise,they are a coon slapper. Cha HHS
Coon Slapper by MDCS CHA April 1, 2009