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pesto pasta green beans 

enjoy the fresh pestoiness of pasta with pesto and broccoli- wait. is that a a green bean? *chokes violently* 😨 it turns out that Y/N was a violent green bean hater. green beans are ok by themselves, but put them with something as glorious as pesto pasta with broccoli and it may be the end of you.
Server: here is your goodness greenie pestoian pesto pasta with green beans. enjoy!
Y/N: IT HAS BEANS. IT MUST BE ERADICATED. *laser eyes*

pesto pasta green beans should not exist.

freaky greek pasta 

The act of masterbating and ejaculating into a gyro and leaving it for a friend to eat.
J: Yea I came into that gyro earlier and left it for Jason.

T: oh so you got him with a freaky greek pasta?
J: yea ill tell him it's tziki sauce