Only one 

The police. This is a reference to the now-classic video of former DEA Agent Lee Paige shooting himself in the foot.

Lee Paige: "I'm the only one in this room professional enough, that I know of, to carry this glock .40 I'm the only on*BANG*"

Only one by HSR47 September 3, 2012

Only One 

here i go
scream my lungs out and try to get to you
you are my only one
i let go
theres just no one
no one like you
you are my only
my only one...

Joe, you are my only one! i love you! MWAH!

Only One by angelbaby77 January 13, 2005

only one can speculate 

It is only up to the beholder that may reveal the possibilities and illuminate the mysteries of the particular subject

yo is that a shemale or a girl?

only one can speculate...

only one can speculate by THEONEANDONLYNBA April 27, 2017

only one entertainment 

Group of guys from north prarie, wisconsin, a relatively small town. They are up and coming and deserve to be big but just havent got that big break yet. Nick svec is the leader of this " company"

Lets go watch only one entertainment at the rave tonight man

only one entertainment by jay pisarek January 28, 2008

Only one beer 

Lie you usually tell your wife when going for a cold one with your friends.

Guy: I'm going to bar with my friends.
Wife: so you're gonna get wasted like last time?
Guy: nah I'm gonna have only one beer

Only one beer by InternetMeme May 20, 2022

only one of us walks away 

slipknot but when the lead singer takes a guitar and covers it in expired peanut butter and shoved it up his ass singing the lyrics to Only One

Only one of us walks away…

only one of us walks away by pseudonymking:) June 9, 2023

am I the only one 

A pointless phrase that is most often used on the internet.

It is used to whore for attention, because if someone is asking whether or not he or she is the only one, he or she should already know that the answer is "no," yet proceeds to ask anyway. Thus, "am I the only one" disguises a statement of opinion as a question.

It is also used to convince oneself that one's opinion is a unique, nonconformist take on things and everyone else are sheep (or worse yet, sheeple).

Idiot: Am I the only one who doesn't care about Iron Man 2?

Dude: No, idiot. Everyone else who doesn't care about Iron Man 2 doesn't waste their time looking for discussions on Iron Man 2.

am I the only one by mynamewastaken April 17, 2010