Closet Bro Hoe Share definition Flag A girl who likes subnoize bands (ie. KmK, King Spade, Hed Pe, DGAF) but doesn't dress/act like a annoying slut. "Yeah, I like subnoize music and whiteboys. I'm kind of a closet bro hoe." Closet Bro Hoe by RaeMac January 7, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Closet Bro Hoe mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch