Slab Ass Share definition Flag The feeling of numbness in the buttocks that one gets after sitting on a hard/cold surface for too long. I've got to get up and walk about about a bit. I've got a bad case of slab ass. Slab Ass by sefff October 20, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Slab Ass mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch