Fartin' Barton Share definition Flag When your roommate comes home from dinner and his farts smell so bad that they clear the room. My friend came home and Fartin' Bartoned the entire second floor of our house. Fartin' Barton by 9 Cider May 18, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Fartin' Barton mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch