bent shit 

Some thing out of the ordinary. Something unsual. Something isn't right.

Person1: Mark already owns three jaguars and he was lucky enough to win the lottery yesterday, that shit ain't right.
Person2: Yea, that's some bent shit alright.

Person1: They should really put a sign warning for wet cement.
Person2: Indeed. Bent shit.
Person1: Yea

bent shit by miyago August 20, 2009

bent shitcan 

A dull, drab, damaged item used to describe someone's personality, particularly someone with no imagination or a lifeless outlook.

"He has all the personality of a bent shitcan"

bent shitcan by Scalawag May 14, 2008