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A style of hair predominantly found on women where they have long hair but will shave off one side of it. Women who sport this hairstyle are 100% guaranteed to like participating in anal sex.
"Jeez, did you see Becky's new hairstyle? Before she looked like the Girl Next Door, but now she's got anal hair."
Anal hair by DrScientist812 September 13, 2018

Anal hair tear 

When a man plucks his anal hairs.
Jeff: Dude my ass hair was getting so long and I didn't want to cut myself trying to shave so I did an Anal hair tear.
Anal hair tear by hatesjeff November 14, 2009

Anal Hair Pasta 

Giving someone with a hairy ass a rim job.
I went to lick her ass but instead got a mouth full of anal hair pasta.
Anal Hair Pasta by Pseudo-one August 10, 2009

Zen's anal pubic hair 

The peaceful pubic hair in someone's ass.
My Zen's anal pubic hair must be amazing for sex!
Zen's anal pubic hair by 1637286462 September 27, 2017

hairy anal hippo

having anal sex with a fat chick with a hairy ass hole
wow i'm gonna have hairy anal hippo sex with tiffany
hairy anal hippo by don-keyballs November 6, 2007

Hairy Anal Bacon 

Hairy Anal Bacon is when a man shits in his girls mouth and eats eats it out again and then spits it into her vagina and then fucks her until she bleeds.
Man, that Hairy Anal Bacon last night was awesome until it wasn't!!