plarfer 

Plarfer means whatever you want it to mean. Plarfer was first spoken in 1887 by Samson Pibbles Bradley and is commonly used with handicapped people nowadays.

That guy is a plarfer.

plarfer by plibcork June 28, 2009

plarker

something done with you in the back seat of a car

i plarkered your mom last night

plarker by playier May 26, 2009

Plarmer 

Noun. One who is a player that "charms" thier way into others pants. Only interested in hitting it a quitting it. Once a plarmer, always a plarmer.

"Dont talk to Brad! Hes such a plarmer, your gunna get screwed!"

Plarmer by bloom pancakes December 7, 2009