beardspiracy 

a conspiracy against those who have beards or other facial hair and can involve anti behavior towards those with beards.

"I didn't get that promotion at work because there is a beardspiracy against me"

beardspiracy by bmeng June 1, 2009

Beardspiration 

A person or beard that has inspired ones own furry facial endeavor.

Matthew cites Abe Lincoln and David Crowder as some of his greatest beardspirations.

Beardspiration by neenabub June 20, 2011

beardspiration 

1) to find inspiration in another's beard

2) excessive facial perspiration due to an abundance of facial hair induced by vigorous activity

1)That gentleman had some wicked chops, I was overwhelmed with beardspiration.

2)boyfriend: "I'm sorry sweat heart, here use this towel"
Girlfriend: " you got your gross beardspiration in my eye"

beardspiration by Lou DuVal December 7, 2013