tweetlessness 

When you can't sleep because you are trying to think of things to twitter the next day.

"Dude, you look tired..." "Yeah, I was up all night--tweetlessness..."

tweetlessness by FitzLovin' May 28, 2009

tweetassness

Being a bitchass on twitter.

Person # 1: This guy is doesn't know how to post shit bro.

Person # 2: Psh, this nigga and his tweetassness.

tweetassness by El Muffino July 15, 2009