fataloid

a person who is a real moron and is morbidly obese

hey that guy is a real fataloid

fataloid by the guy in da corner May 27, 2009

fatanoid 

One who is paranoid of becoming fat. Characteristics include clinical depression and fear of obesity.

Yo that chick is so fatanoid, she never eats!

fatanoid by Chris Kim July 27, 2004

fagaloid

Fagaloid is to fagloid as donkey-punch is to regular punch.

Dude 1: omg omg omg have you guys heard the new brit spears song?!
Dude 2: wot. freakin' fagaloid!

fagaloid by AManWithAFace February 21, 2010