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Cosmopolitician 

A drunk who thinks he knows everything, specifically, one who has a few drinks, and then thinks he or she knows the solution to all the world's problems.
**A couple of drunks argue politics at the bar**

Bartender 1: "You give them a few drinks and they think they know everything."

Bartender 2: "We've got a room full of cosmopoliticians."
Cosmopolitician by Afterworld Cafe February 16, 2009
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cosmopolitical 

Street savvy politicial know-how for the urbanites.
Oh my gosh, those gay guys are so cosmopolitical.
cosmopolitical by Inner-circle August 9, 2010