Merzhaded

The act of slitting someone throat with safety scissors.

Damn that night just got merzhaded

by Ricey boi March 5, 2019

merloaded

The mellow, slow-witted drunkenness that accompanies the consumption of too much merlot. Characterized by overly slow and careful speech intended to mask the level of one's inebriation.

I'll pass on having wine with dinner tonight - I got totally merloaded last night.

by Comma Boy December 25, 2008