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person that is obsessed with another person, but that other person does NOT like them back!
Oh my God, Lindsy... That boy is such a Kapua!
Kapua by brooke_aka_boobie February 10, 2009

kapua and kapi 

the best love that was ever created bitches. this isn't just a friendship. it's a superbly sculpted and unlike any other love ever created. though they've known each other for a short period of time, the one time that they've spent together was better than all of your best days and nights combined. mess with them or any of their friends, and you'll end up hanging off of the Konia building at Kamehameha Schools. love them or hate them-or for crying out loud be jealous of them- kapua and kapi will always remain<3
'May First kapua and kapi!'

Dookie Kapua 

Another term for releasing the gross excrement from your body
Friend: Where are you going?
Me: I gotta go "dookie kapua" !!
Dookie Kapua by Sonnny Jins December 13, 2021

avi kaplan 

1. (for normal people) Avriel "Avi" Kaplan is a deep bass singer, songwriter, composer, arranger, and BBQ enthusiast. He is best known for being the bass in Grammy-nominated Pentatonix.

2. A sexy bass man that can shake

your insides like a wooden roller coaster. He is a He is a person that looks like a hairy baby. His Twitter is often confused for a food and BBQ update account. His hips never lie. EVER. He is a HUGE fan of dragons and Lord of the Rings.
1. It has been scientifically proven that Avi Kaplan sexually frustrates people.

2. "Lord of the Rings will always remind me of Avi Kaplan."
avi kaplan by SuperFcute December 14, 2014

kappanating 

Kappa-nating is a frequent occurance in Dota 2 whereby a player obtains a constitutive streak of 4 kills in a row. Originally, the player would be 'Dominating' however twitch.tv viewers would articulate it as 'Kappa-nating' or 'Kappa nating' at the demand of the popular twitch face, Kappa.
player 'Elendilli' is Kappanating', player 'Sing_Sing is Kappanating', 'player Sing_Sing has been Kappanated by SunQuest'
kappanating by Elendilli September 26, 2013
A sly motherfucker who uses their tactical tripwire mines to destroy your fucking ankles. You'll often see Kapkans waiting for you in a corner to break down a window or spawn-peeking to get that sweet satisfaction.
Kapkan by DoctorSupport September 29, 2017