Shitquestered Share definition Flag To be constipated, i.e. your shit cannot come out. (shit + sequestered) Joe had to take some laxative because he was shitquestered. Shitquestered by Carl Stawicki February 2, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Shitquestered mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch