flocknob 

pain in the ass

You are such a flocknob!!!

flocknob by skwysh January 18, 2009

Flobknob 

A person who is trying to be the boss,hardman,and general bully,but has no spine,leadership skills,and generally a clueless,shirker (avoids what is required)avoids confrontation ,and makes a lot of noise " We must get this done" ...then disappears somewhere and only shows up and claims team effort and/or glory from a project.

A person trying to be a " Hardon" but only comes up soft when faced with a confrontation or problem.

Un-proactive,a waste of breathable air...

The boss is a complete flobknob,he is meant to sort stuff out for me,but is clueless to what is needed.

Flobknob by engrishplease March 1, 2011

FlockJob

When at least three other people dressed in a bird costume give you a foot job at the same time

Last night my girlfriend 2 of her friends gave me a flockjob last night

FlockJob by thesnakesneak January 24, 2026