Afkurbater 

A person on a online MMORPG that goes AFK to masturbate to fantasy themed porn

Afkurbater, Afkurbating, Afkurbated.

Warrior: Time to pull guys
Healer: hold on AFK
Rogue: Ahh shit hes a Afkurbater

Afkurbater by FatéLeThOn December 17, 2008

Askurbate

The act of asking a question to either make one self look better or feel better about themselves.

Jenny askurbated today when asking if she was fat, she knew she wasn't.

Askurbate by MadPrinceOfDenmark March 2, 2010