Poodle Snatch Chapstick 

Chapstick once used to de-chap a dogs snatch.
Also used in place of chapstick if you've heard of Poodle Snatch Chapstick.

John: "Hey Ezra, can I use your Poodle Snatch Chapstick?"

Ezra: "Yes, you may"

Poodle Snatch Chapstick by Kleinsauced Her December 14, 2008