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Sobbing Clam 

A vagina that has pre-cum overflowing or leaking out of the edges.
"Oh babe, my sobbing clam is ready to be cheered up"
Sobbing Clam by cheeto dust 01 November 11, 2018

Sobbing Skeeter 

When you masturbate profusely, using a picture of your ex-girlfriend/former flame and her new boyfriend as motivation. This must be in conjunction with sobbing like a little girl while pounding one out. When employed correctly, your siren-like wails will pulsate with the tempo of your masturbation.
A few weeks after my girlfriend and I broke up, I found a picture of her with her new boyfriend and proceeded to bust out a "Sobbing Skeeter" while watching My Girl 2.
Sobbing Skeeter by jgibso October 1, 2006

Sobbing Slapjack 

When you TiVo the Humane Society commercial featuring Sarah McLaughlin and play it on loop while cranking it.
"For pennies a day, you could end this shame spiral of sobbing slapjacks AND animal euthanization. PENNIES. A. DAY."

sobbing in the cheese

when you’re so horribly sad and hurt that you consume an unreal amount of cheese to numb your own pain
Chadathon the second: i heard you are sobbing in the cheese

cheese sobber: yes

Sobbing rn 

A response to a funny, sad, or scary text. Usually used online. Although this doesn’t mean you are literally sobbing, it either your laughing, or sobbing in your head. Sometimes this does mean you are sobbing.
Person 1: funny joke

Person 2: AHAH OMG IM SOBBING RN
Sobbing rn by HEYSUAI February 26, 2022

Sobbing emoji in slang 

A person who uses the 😭 emoji is usually a diddy supporter and agrees that everyone should have the right to be sexually attracted to post pubescent children at any age whatsoever and any gender.
"😭😭😭😭" "sob emoji" "Sobbing emoji" "Sobbing emoji in slang"