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The Archer 

Hang your lover upside down by their underpants on the back of a door and then shoot your love soup onto their face. If you get them in the eye, BULLSEYE!!!!! Pat yourself on the back and give yourself 10 points you big stud! Your aim is as good as Robin Hood's!
"The other night me and my girlfriend decided to get real kinky so I suggested the archer. I hit a bullseye and she couldn't see for a whole week!"
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the archer 

the archer is the anxious, for the ones with attachment/abandonment issues, the ones who have a hard time trusting, the insecure, the ones who hide their struggle, the people pleasers, the burnt out gifted kids, the one who is pulling back the arrow but never releases it

the archer school for girls 

The Archer school for girls is for people who like bees.

You like bees?

You like Barry Bee Benson?
You like honey?

You like jazz?

Archer is the school for you. It’s full of amazing girls who very much enjoy movies like The Bee Movie and sometimes Shrek. Archer girls are very quirky and the best people to hang out with because they are so funny and smart.
You always enjoy watching The Bee Movie with them, as they will likely have the whole script memorized.
Girl #1: Whoa! Do you see that all the lockers at Archer have a picture of Barry Bee Benson on them?

Girl #2: Yeah! Man, I love the Archer School for Girls. It’s the best place to meet up with The Bee Movie fandom.

the archer school 

an exclusive girls school on sunset blvd. Its a school with rich girls and who have celebrity parents. The girls are hott and usually pretty slutty. They wear ridiculously short skirts with their designer handbags
boy: "dude where are the hott, rich, sluty chicks??"
boy #2: " at the archer school on sunset. Full of hott skanky babes"
the archer school by rexk October 7, 2007

take it on the arches 

telling someone to scram or skee daddle. to kick rocks or leave.
You're still here? Take it on the arches kid.

unleash the archers 

A sickass,fabulous most awesome power metal band to grace this planet fronted by Brittney slays just listen to cleanse the bloodlines or test your metal
Man unleash the archers is one of the best power metal band out there

the arches

Joe: Where can I get some nasty food served to me by a 30 year old retarded guy?

Juan Pablo: the arches

Joe: You're right, let's go.
the arches by funkyfingers22 June 26, 2008