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The Remote Controls the Robot 

In the Incredibles, as if it wasn't terrible all ready that moment where everyone knows that the remote, controls the robot - yet violet decides to say "the remote controls the robot" making everyone annoyed and leading to the robot dying - from a heart attack due to the sheer sarcastic disbelief of it all.

People use it in situations that are blatantly obvious e.g if everyone knows what has happened yet a person decides to repeat it in verbal form: thus making everyone extremely annoyed. Example:
-Dave walking along and trips-

Stephen: You should have watched out for that pavement!

Dave: Oh Really? "The remote controls the robot"

Stephen: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.....

the control 

somebody who thinks they have it all, and likes to interfere with other people's affairs; a gossip; a person who thinks the whole world revolves around them.
you're such a control!; she's such a control!; the control has been interfering.. AGAIN; etc.

ThE CoNtrOL 

To preform "the control" one must go to kick somebody, but at the last moment you stop. It is CRUCIAL that the "attacking" party then says "the control". it generally is tradition that both parties start to laugh as not many can be funnier.

(be aware that most people that preform "the control" generally have some kind of mental challenge).
HW: hey "preforms the controll."
Ep: aaaaa noo, oh hahahahahaha.
HW: hahahaha im so funny
ThE CoNtrOL by PeekingDuck March 22, 2022

men wear pants in the relationship, but women control the zipper 

a) a synonym phrase for "there are two sides (or more) to every story"

b) (forensic/criminal investigations, often used sarcastically): if you can't see the evidence, it doesn't mean it doesn't or can't exist.

c) (legal system): assuming that the defendant is not so severely mentally ill that even medications won't help, there is/should be/must be a motive to every crime.

d) a phrase meaning, everybody involved in the judicial system has their own motivations for acting the way they do.
based on the definitions above, especially definition d) CNN features a show called Death Row Stories because some prosecutors still need to learn what the phrase men wear pants in the relationship, but women control the zipper means.

Controlling the action 

Controlling action - to control all aspects of your day at Jamberoo action park.
Rob: Hey Barnes, you see Nick was getting whistled constantly out there?

Barnes: Yeah he wasn't controlling the action.
Controlling the action by jamberoo December 9, 2012

The Phat Controller 

A man who controls all the puss.
See that guy right there he has slurrped over a thousand puss,he truly is The Phat Controller.