Abernizzle 

1. Probably the most offensive word in the English Language.
2. The Ruiner of life and the flesh eater of fun. Having the Capability to literally suck the life from one's body, she is considered extremely dangerous for kids in grades 8-11, but she also has infinite power, and is completely unstoppable.

David: So Joel... How is it being married to Abernizzle?
Joel: She ate my soul:

Abernizzle by gld2bgone June 29, 2008

Abernizzle 

1. Probably the most offensive word in the English Language.
2. The Ruiner of life and the flesh eater of fun. Having the Capability to literally suck the life from one's body, she is considered extremely dangerous for kids in grades 8-11, but she also has infinite power, and is completely unstoppable.

David: So Joel... How is it being married to Abernizzle?
Joel: She ate my soul:

Abernizzle by gld2bgone June 16, 2008

bernizzles 

A person who wears cool shoes, has cool parents, and gets buzz cuts every once in awhile. A bernizzles likes girls and likes to eat.

Oh my Gosh, that man is a bernizzles, look at his shoes!

bernizzles by wonderwave March 26, 2010