Schnetzenberger Share definition Flag A sexual act consisting of a female humping a guy without penetrating while a male/female midget sucks your dick "Hey! Robby I heard you got a Schnetzenberger last night." "Fuck yeah that midget sucked me dry" Schnetzenberger by BerJesus June 4, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Schnetzenberger mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch