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Catastrophe 

A group of three or more Karens. Cf. a pod of whales, a gaggle of geese, etc.
My boyfriend and I sat down to eat our lunch but didn’t notice the Catastrophe of Karens at the table next to us until it was too late. They were discussing how the “African girl” behind the counter only gave them one packet of mayonnaise each and deciding who was going to tell the manager.
Catastrophe by HM2013 July 23, 2020

catastrophe 

a word overly used by "scene kids".
usually appears in their myspace name.
"zomg, did you see my new myspace name! it's XxXCaseyCatastropheXxX! i'm so hxc now!"
"wow you suck cock."
"kthnxbai!"
catastrophe by jozlynn January 19, 2008

Catastrophe 

Originated from the same exact french word, is preferably yelled out as a drunken calming down when faced to surprising circumstances.
Lucy: Motherfuck, our boarding house coordinator is here and we are dressed up like sluts and drunk and...

Natalya: C'EST PAS UNE GRANDE CATASTROPHE!
Catastrophe by lucyandzoeonelvoe August 10, 2010

catastrophe 

Something big.
That is extremely cool.
like totally and completely amazing.
Everybody knows about it.
catastrophe by Kierstin M November 3, 2006

catastrophe 

Catty and otherwise teasing usage of apostrophe.
Dont you gimme that catastrophe, hey bro.

Catastrophe 

Something awfully that cannot be stopped once started. Something that will change history.
One of the greatest catastrophes known to man is the 9/11 mass killing.