Deuce of Hazzard Share definition Flag To deficate while sliding across the hood of an automobile leaving a streak of excrement behind That loser thinks he's got the coolest car so I did a deuce of Hazzard on it last night. Deuce of Hazzard by Cletuscrow February 8, 2015 0 0 Get merch Get the Deuce of Hazzard mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch