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Cardiorgasm 

The art of having sex for such an extended period of time that you feel as if you have been doing cardio. When the moment finally arrives and then passes, you realize you are a hot mess in need of a shower. Side effects may include chafing and possible rope/rug burns.
It all started off as casual sex with the neighbor, but the next thing we knew it turned into a cardiorgasm.
Cardiorgasm by Leethl June 17, 2011
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Carnivorgasm 

The emotional, spiritual, and physical reaction someone has as they eat a delicious meal that is almost entirely made up of meat and meat products.
Damn, you have to try the Bacon-cheddar-chipotle chicken tender wrap from the cafe; it gave me a carnivorgasm.
Carnivorgasm by I am Axel October 15, 2010
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Cardiogasm 

Relating to the sound you make when you havent worked out in awhile. After the first 5 minutes, every sound you make is an "ooooh" or and "ahhhh"
Runner 1: Ahhhhh this feels fantastic
Runner 2: Ooooh ahhhhh ooooh
Runner 1: Dude you okay?
Runner 2: mmmmm ooooh yeahhhh ouch ahhhh
Runner 1: Oh I get it, you're having a total cardiogasm
Cardiogasm by HannahHorton December 23, 2008

Cardiogasm 

Something that makes your heart feel really good; An orgasm for the heart
He gave me a cardiogasm when he told me how beautiful I am.
Cardiogasm by Libran#1 April 11, 2017

cardiogram 

A kind of graph printed on an electrocardiograph
I'm a cardiogram specialist.
cardiogram by DraglousJam October 18, 2019