Baldimus Share definition Flag That goofy looking fuck who has a disgusting sex pest face. He's only good for befriending if his sister is whipping her puss out at the next lan. Fuck my son is a baldimus, better drown it. Baldimus by Elfishguy May 22, 2017 0 0 Get merch Get the Baldimus mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch