gyspiefied 

being in an extreme state of mind as a result of habitual and excessive marijuana usage. The affected person are believed to acquire temporary clairvoyant abilities.

The term originated in the large city of Taunton in Massachusetts, and spread rapidly across the region. The unusually high percentage of marijuana addicts (commonly called "pot heads") in the city's younger generations has accelerated the universal adoption of this term.

One day, I was getting gyspiefied in my dorm room, and I suddenly knew that the next day would be Friday.

gyspiefied by Mike Burritt April 11, 2008

gyspiefied 

being in an heightened state of mind as a result of habitual and excessive marijuana usage. The affected persons are believed to acquire temporary clairvoyant abilities. Additionally, some "gyspiefied" persons demonstrate strange and also temporary fascinations with grocery carriages. Currently, grocery carriages are the only known weakness of "gyspiefied" persons, which can be either:
(a) used as a shiny, moving distraction
or (b) forcefully propelled into the affected person from behind, the most desirable point of impact being the Achilles tendon.

History: The term originated in the large city of Taunton, Massachusetts, and spread rapidly across the region. The unusually high percentage of marijuana addicts (commonly called "pot heads") in the city's younger generations has accelerated the universal adoption of this term.

Perry: I'm so baked, guys. Are my eyes really red?
Liz: Duudee, you know what I just realized? Technology is slowly killing us. We're going to eventually reach the point when scientific advancements stop being advancements and start being.. start being DE-vancements.
Nicole: (whispers to Perry) Shit, she's so obviously gyspiefied. Should we take her to Big Y?
Perry: Lihhh! Wanna go to Big Y?!

gyspiefied by Mike Burritt April 11, 2008