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extra virgin oil 

Slang. Noun. It’s what pedophiles use on their pasta. The extra virgin part is when the girls he likes are very young inexperienced virgins.
Creep: hand me that extra virgin oil please. Girl: why do you call it that? It’s what pedophiles use on their pasta. The extra virgin part is when the girls he likes are very young inexperienced virgins. Girl: you’re a pathetic creepy guy who’s going to live with his mom for the rest of his life! Get tf away from me!

Extra Virgin Olive Oil 

When bloke having multiple orgasms, the EVOO is the first press of the olives this is the tastiest thickest and best fluid, denotes the first money shot of many in a sex session.
my Girlfriend loves my extra virgin olive oil.