Pistachioism 

A totally awesome religion in which the practice consists of eating lots and lots of pistachios and having other people mooch pistachios off of you.
The bigger your mound of pistachio shells on your desk, the more impressive and / or hungry you are.
Also commonly done instead of work that we should probably doing, mainly in Science class.

Founders of Pistachioism : Annie & Michele
( because we are that cool )

Instead of doing Physics work in the back row, we all practice a little Pistachioism instead.

Pistachioism by Annie and Michele March 19, 2008

pistachiosis (pis-ta-she-o-sis) 

Refers to a disease a person gets when their stash dries up.

After smoking all her weed that weekend Ally had pistachiosis (pis-ta-she-o-sis).

pistachiosis (pis-ta-she-o-sis) by McNeal February 4, 2008

Pistachios 

The Single most addicting snack ever

they look like little green penuts but DO NOT BE FOOLED!

they are really little green alien seeds sent to earth so that once one becomes addicted and eats enough they will explode and little alien babies shall run free...

Thee aliens plan on harvesting the seeds in 2012

FUCK MAN I FUCKING ADDICTED TO THOSE DAMN PISTACHIOS!

Pistachios by Troya! February 23, 2009

Dorky Pistachios

1. A smexy youtuber who used to record Minecraft Let's Plays, and now does animations. He is also rumored to be homosexual or bisexual.

"Do you know that youtuber there?" "Isn't that the famous Dorky Pistachios who's hella gay?"

Dorky Pistachios by HeckinArtemisTookMyName May 31, 2018