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pinch and paint 

the act of sitting on the crapper and dropping a hot long steamy one out of one`s ass... in mid-action squeeze the cheeks thus clamping the hot log hanging into the bowl... then stand up a bit and start girating in a circular motion paying close attention to spread an even layer around the rim of the bowl...
hey don`t go in there... i just pulled a pinch and paint in the little boys room and it ain`t pretty
pinch and paint by twisted edge February 22, 2008

five finger death punch of war and the world's pain and suffering from hell

Person 1: 5fdp

Person 2 : NO FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH OF WAR AND THE WORLD'S PAIN AND SUFFERING FROM HELL!