pee pee machine Share definition Flag Any device where u go to relieve your bodily fluids or solids ex: a fucking toilet or stall Hold on 1 second, I got to go to the pee pee machine you douche!!!!!!!!!! pee pee machine by RoB B. n Big DiK COuntry BoI January 11, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the pee pee machine mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch