honeymoonitis

Vaginal soreness that occurs after a night of rough sex, a marathon session of sex, or sex with a very well-endowed man. Sometimes associated with UTIs.

The term stems from being sore from all the sex you supposedly get on your honeymoon.

"Christ, my pussy's sore. Eddie really gave it to me last night; I've got honeymoonitis."

honeymoonitis by triggerhappykimmy January 1, 2009

honeymoonitis

Vaginal soreness that occurs after a night of rough sex, a marathon session of sex, or sex with a very well-endowed man. Sometimes associated with UTIs.

The term stems from being sore from all the sex you supposedly get on your honeymoon.

"Christ, I'm sore down there. Eddie really gave it to me last night; I've got honeymoonitis."

honeymoonitis by triggerhappyannie January 2, 2009

Honeymoonsitis

That honey moon stage in a relationship whereby the two young hoes engage in continuous coitus resulting in the female contracting UTIs repeatedly. Bringing down the fire of a thousand suns upon her inferior pussy

Oh poor Ella is glued to the toilet gurgling water down she has honeymoonsitis after her trip to see her boyfriend

Honeymoonsitis by Feetesforever January 28, 2026