Dobsonize

Donsonize- To manipulate a situation using chaos and Tom foolery creating stories that stand the test of time

- Must have 4 daughters to master the art of Dobsonism

- The ability to take one whole thing and make it two half things

Alternative meanings-

-To exit a place of business without the use of pants

- Wow you really Dobsonized that fire hydrant Adam!

- Well can the truck be fixed?

Nope, it was Dobsonized