diagonaling 

A sexual act. The man and woman are in what would appear to be missionary position, but their heads are rotated around 45 degrees with the axis at their genital connection.

Aw, man, I tried diagonaling with Alice last night. It was an amazing sensation.

diagonaling by Imperial_Inquisitorius April 4, 2011

diagonalize 

to cross two or more intersecting streets in one direct nonstop path while avoiding contact with all intermediate corners.
See hypotenuse-tionanal-ize.

"There is no traffic in any direction at this intersection, it is appropriate to diagonalize" yelled Jane to her friend on the far corner.

diagonalize by MikeS August 15, 2006

Diagonalizability

just take its fucking diagonal matrix

-Yo, did you review Diagonalizability for our Linear final?

- Diagowho?

Diagonalizability by selim5 June 7, 2018

Diagonalize 

To diagonally cross a parking lot, while walking, to shorten the distance to the destination.

It started to rain, so we diagonalized to get there faster.

Diagonalize by L. BENTLEY November 27, 2023

diagonalizing 

To diagonalize somebody means, for example in psychotherapy, to point out incoherence / inconsistency in somebody's beliefs, also can be used in an argument in a more confrontational manner. Speaking in terms of computer science and math, diagonalization is related to stuff like: Lawvere's theorem, oracles, proof by contradiction

Timi: u need to stop diagonalizing ppl so bad bro, nobody understands nothin man; and them hoes get "the ick" if u know what I'm sayin
Myself: aight my bad gang. I appreciate ur kind feedback but Timi, if nobody understands nothin as u say, how come ur able to say this to me? Maybe it really makes sense :D
Timi: here we go again :)

diagonalizing by Sonic_tachyonic December 6, 2024