omgfml 

oh my god, fuck my life.

dude i have been at work for the past 22 hours, omgfml!

omgfml by salmani December 7, 2007

omfgfml 

Oh My Fudge Goggles Forgot My Lunch.

Use this term when you've forgotten your lunch, instead of shouting out abuse when teachers/co-workers are around.

Gary: What have you got for lunch?
Bob: *looks in his bag* omfgfml!
Gary: Here have a cupcake :D

omfgfml by jimbobthefish March 19, 2011

OMGFMJ 

OH MY GOD
FUCK MY JOB

CUSTOMER:

I'LL HAVE A SKINNY, SOYA, EXTRA HOT, NO FOAM, NO CHOCOLATE, ONE SHOT, HALF FILLED, ONE AND A HALF SUGAR CAPPULATTACHINO IN A TAKE AWAY CUP WITH NO LID.

WAITER:
OMGFMJ

OMGFMJ by char-irl July 31, 2010

omgsml 

Oh My God. Slay My Life. This term is used when someone slays. when someone goes off.

Zoe: I got an 100% on math test!!
Jacob: omgsml!

Zoe: Yeah I know!

omgsml by zoeJK5567 January 6, 2021