burger blast

impulsivley deciding to eat a high fat, drive through meal for lunch during the work week. Resulting in a violent mid-afternoon bowel movement in the office bathroom for all to smell.

Hey, what did you do for lunch.

Man, I ran errands during lunch. I had to burger blast it! I feel sorry for anyone who has to walk by that door this afternoon. It was a serious spackle job.

burger blast by fubuquializm November 13, 2007

Burger Blast

Vaginal Wind

Flatulence from the vaginal cavity i.e. Burger blast

One day i was eating chicken in a brothel when all of a sudden the lady friend i was accompanying burger blasted a forward tornado.

Burger Blast by Darragh O'Neill May 16, 2010

burgler blast 

The act of breaking into someone's home while the occupants are asleep, then masterbating on them. Once finished quietly leave.

Hey Dave I saw that girl from the gas station yesterday followed her home and gave her a burgler blast

burgler blast by Maddog55 October 25, 2019