dirty puppet

when one takes of another's sock, shits in said sock, and puts it back on the owner's foot.

You son of a bitch, Pete. I can't believe you gave me a dirty puppet last night. I'm never gonna get the shit oout from between my toes.

dirty puppet by Mack Buckeye November 4, 2007

dirty puppet show 

the act of dressing you and your partners genitals with puppet outfits and performing a play to a group of close personal friends who are defecating in each others mouth and or urethras. then. seek imeediate medical attention to remove any feces from your urethras to provent urinal tract infections.

dude that dirty puppet show was amazing although my doctor is in tahiti for the weekend so i might get a urinary tract infection.

dirty puppet show by alek and kyle August 2, 2009