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megetarian 

Main Entry: meg·e·tar·i·an
Pronunciation: "me-j&-'ter-E-&n
Function: noun
Etymology: meat + vegetable + -arian
1 : one who believes in or practices vegetarianism with the exception of eating one meat meal per week.
Have you heard that Dave converted from vegetarianism to megetarianism! Yes, he now believes that it's the future and also that homo sapiens need at least a little bit of meat in their diet on a weekly basis.
megetarian by Calvin Barajas October 20, 2007
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megetarian 

Main Entry: meg·e·tar·i·an
Pronunciation: "me-j&-'ter-E-&n
Function: noun
Etymology: meat + vegetable + -arian
1 : one who believes in or practices vegetarianism with the exception of one meat meal per week (poultry, fish, meat).
Did you hear that Thomas Lee Bass is now a megetarian? Yes, he only eats one meat meal on Saturday for lunch.

Strict vegetarian 

A vegetarian who avoids consuming all animal products (eg. meat, fish, eggs, dairy, gelatine etc.) However they still may wear clothing or use other items which involve animals (eg. leather shoes etc). This is essentially a vegan diet, but does not take the vegan philosophy of avoiding all animal products.
person 1: She is a strict vegetarian?
person 2: Correct, she doesn't eat any animals products.
person 1: Oh, thanks for clarifying that for me.

Pulp Fiction Vegetarian 

Someone who is a vegetarian because their significant other is, and for really no other reason.

Comes from the scene in Pulp Fiction where Jules eats the Big Kahuna Burger and says, "my girlfriend is a vegetarian, so that pretty much makes me one too."
I came home one day and my wife said we were vegan. It's a lot easier to go along with it than argue with her, so I'm a Pulp Fiction Vegetarian.

Megatarian 

A obese vegetarian. One who has replaced meat in there diet with cookies, cake, ice cream and other junk food.

Self righteous and rude, condemns meat eaters. and is usually on assisted breathing machine.
Did you see the Megatarian eat all the cheese doodles?
Megatarian by Lord evil March 22, 2013

Lacto Vegetarian 

consume milk and milk products, along with plant-basd foods. They omit eggs as well as meat, fish, and poultry.
Lacto Vegetarian by AsiaVincelli January 5, 2007

de facto vegetarian 

a person who is too poor or lazy to cook anything other than rice or pasta
PETA rep: You should become vegan, hurting animals is bad.
De facto vegetarian: I'm too broke and lazy to cook meat, all I eat is pasta.