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Systitis 

A computer showing the symptoms of a virus infection; turtle-slowness, inability to run certain apps or games, inability to browse through the internet or very slow internet browsing, and certainly will end in you having a high blood pressure.
A: My windows has a systitis for the last month.
B: It's probably because you're running an update-disabled fake version. Buy a genuine version, or replace your windows with any open-source os.
Systitis by Ahmed Zidan October 27, 2010
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1) Icelandic for sibling

2) Some dumb nonbinary bitch who wanted to express their identity through a name
“Hey siri how do you say sibling in icelandic?” “Systkin”

“Theyre so expressive about their identity as nonbinary must be a systkin”
systkin by Demsystkin_ August 27, 2021
The definition of beautiful, on the inside and outside. Funny, generous and kind. Has a great sense of humour. It’s hard to find a Sastika in this world so if you do, appreciate them.
“have you seen the new girl Sastika?”
“Yes! She’s amazing, I would like to be friends with her”
Sastika by cdyllne November 22, 2021
She is the one who brings light as well storm.she is pretty and well focused
Look over there that sostika girl is one of a kind
sostika by Renga November 22, 2021
the one of the kind; one you wish you were
I wish I was Sastika.
sastika by awiseowl November 22, 2021
the fictional character, "lego_systimic" from "The Systimic Foundation" not involved with the LEGO group
Systimic is actually arab, and yet he's scared to say so.
systimic by lego_systimic February 19, 2026