wolf spider 

WOLF SPIDERS are named as such because they have to eat really fast, in other words, "WOLF" down their food, their prey, because they do NOT use webs to catch their prey. They are GROUND spiders, they hunt their prey on the ground. (They're fast runners.) Therefore, they have to devour, or WOLF DOWN, their "catch" very fast so other ground spiders don't come and try to snatch the "catch," something WEB-making spiders don't have to worry about.

"Honey! Come see this wolf spider wolf down this cockroach!"
"Oh dear, that's disgusting!"
"Yeah hon, it reminds me of how your grandpa eats a chicken leg! Disgusting!"

wolf spider by Love4Catholicism! — the ONLY! March 10, 2020

wolf spider 

Noun sing. When long anal hairs protrude from gluteal cheeks right near the anus and resemble a large ominous wolf spider peering from the crack of flesh colored rocks in the southwestern desert regions.

I was finally gettin’ some sweet parking lot tuna from behind, but when I glanced down and saw the huge muddy Wolf Spider I lost my erection.

wolf spider by Hot Dog Goblin December 10, 2017

Wolf Spider 

Used to describe an abnormally hairy vagina.

"Mom! There's a wolf spider by that lady's open-faced roast beef sandwich!"

Wolf Spider by JJ Cherry October 11, 2007

barking wolf spider

farting

(after letting out a loud fart) Dude, did you hear that barking wolf spider?

barking wolf spider by Pugs64 March 30, 2010