steezemaster 3000 

a skateboard. more specifically, another person's skateboard that you carry around if you don't have one of your own and can't skateboard. when carried around, it gives the appearance that you are a skateboarder.

Hector let me carry around his steezemaster 3000 so I could look kool and make everyone think I knew how to ride it.

steezemaster 3000 by alice malice January 1, 2009