Davenporting

Davenporting is when a woman,lady or girl goes out with a man, boy or gentleman who is far superior in looks to their own. Reverse Davenporting is when a guy goes out with a woman who is far better looking than he is. The verb is to davenport. You could say I davenported well last night. You can also be a davenporter.

If Dawn French married Brad Pitt she would be davenporting. If Dean Gaffney married Heidi Klum he would be reverse davenporting.

Davenporting by reverse davenporter April 1, 2009

Davenporting

Similiar to docking; when two males, one circumsized, one uncircumsized, put their heads together and the uncircumsized male rolls his extra foreskin over the head of the other males penis.

man, i got so drunk last night and was davenporting with my friend TJ

Davenporting by Blow1292 August 16, 2018

daveposting

The act of repeatedly posting images, memes, panels, or edits of Dave Strider from Homestuck, usually in an ironic, obsessive, or hyperfixated manner.

"He hasn’t tweeted about anything except Dave Strider for three days straight. Absolute daveposting."

daveposting by minguskhan7 February 25, 2026